Cult steals documents from Swedish Court
On Monday I wrote:
The hour got late and I didn't have time to check the
Department of Justice NOTs. Is there anyone out there
that wants to bet one crown that they have been replaced?
I give a 1:100 odd and your curiosity will be stilled
tomorrow.
Yesterday I went to the department of justice. I was told
a rather amusing story. First, the scienos stole the NOTs
and replaced them with text on how misunderstood they are.
It was discovered and a fresh copy of the original was
placed in the reading room, bound with security thread
(the scienos didn't even have the sense to use a font for
the forgeries that resembled the original). Next they tore
out pages. It was discovered and a fresh copy of the
original was placed in the reading room, and surveillance
was increased. Next they were tipp-exing the text, on both
sides of the paper, lest it could be read from the reverse.
It was discovered and a fresh copy of the original was
placed in the reading room. After that the lending copy was
checked meticulously before and after each loan and the
scienos were made to pay it every time they destroyed it
or defaced it. Then they stopped destroying and defacing.
But they're still guarding it.
Treat them like naughty children, they seem to understand
that language.
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The press liked the thefts. First page in Dagens Nyheter,
first page in Metro, reported in Svenska Dagbladet. They
were reported by telegramme service (sort of Reuter's), so
they should be in the provincial press too. Yet another
great publicity success for the CoS.
Most of the press coverage can be found at
http://www.dtek.chalmers.se/~d1dd/cos/media.html .
Only one (half, really) article is webbed in translation,
but Daniel has some more translations; I'll talk with him
about webbing them too.
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Today I went to the parliament to fetch speaker Dahl's answer
to Moorhead. By coincidence, a scieno delegation arrived at
the same time. Two bouncer-looking characters in cheap suits
and one psycho-looking character in cheap suit. They had the
list of the MPs with them and told the reception that they
wated to see "someone of the parliament". They were told they
have to make appointments. So they begun to point at random
names from the book:
Scn: MP so-and-so?
Rec: Not here today.
Scn: MP this-and-that?
Rec: Neither.
Scn: MP whats-his-name then?
Rec: Just left.
Scn: How about the-other-one?
Rec: In a meeting. You *must* make appointments.
I told them that if they wanted anything, I was the best person
to talk to. They said nothing, but they knew who I was. They
tried a few more names with similar success.
Did they give up? No. The bouncers placed themselves outside,
on either side of the entrance door, molesting everyone that
was going in and looked as if he/she could be an MP. One was.
I couldn't hear what he told them, but he looked very determinedly
uninterested. Then they finally left. The receptionist said that
this has been going on every day for weeks.
Z
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