This one works VERY well getting rid of OSA's crank calls


Ring Ring

Me; Hello?

OSA: silence

Me: L Ron hubbard was a psychopath and david miscavige is a dwarf

OSA: Silence

Me: For more info goto www ZEE KNEW DOT NET

OSA: CLICK


The new patter:


OSA: RING RING

Me; Hello

OSA: Silence

ME: If there were just one OT in Scientology you wouldn't have been asked to make this phone call...

OSA: CLICK

Also, annoying telemarketers AND door to door salesman quickly get discouraged and stop calling if when they call or knock on your door, you start reading Scientology judicial opinions to them.....

When Jehovah's Witness's stop by I they always leave with a handful of expose-$cientology literature