Title: Battlefield Earth turned me into an scientolgy
Author: "Matthew Becker" <email@example.com>
Date: Wed, 31 May 2000 19:11:38 -0400
That's right folks, you heard me. Four weeks ago, after seeing the trailer for Battlefield Earth, I was transformed. The movie was a week from coming out, and I was already sick of it. My first thought was this: "John Travolta is an idiot." Up until then I knew next to nothing about Scientology, and honestly had no idea what it was all about. I didn't even know Johnny (The Idiot) Travolta was a Scientologist! It wasn't until he (idiot) appeared on "Entertainment Tonight" and started talking about Scientology that I decided to do some research. I typed in John Travolta (no idiot this time), Battlefield Earth and Scientology on a search engine, and up popped "Operation Clambake" and "The Official Scientology Homepage." "Hmm..." I thought: "Clambake? What's that all about?" and I clicked. I'm glad I did too! I couldn't believe what I was reading. "This has to be a joke!" I thought to myself. So I did the only thing a logical objective person could do. I went to the Scientology homepage and searched it. I searched for suspicious cult-like tendencies to confirm what I had been reading. Take this for example: http://www.whatisscientology.org/Html/Part12/Chp36/pg0648-e.html It is about why you shouldn't accociate with "Suppressive persons" and also states in so many words that anyone who is against scientology is one of these persons. And this is just the stuff they openly tell people! This is John Travolta's religion? What an idiot! And then there is the freaking volcano on the cover of "Dianetics". http://www.bridgepub.com/ It's the Xenu volcano people! I started laughing when I put that together. They never tell you on the site what the volcano is for! I challenge any scientologist on this board to give me an alternate explanation for the volcano. It is soooo the Xenu volcano! I also found out that John was an "OT". Which means he believed in Xenu. Which means he's an idiot. Following that line of reasoning, and after extensive research into both Scientological and Critical sites, I concluded that Scientology was indeed a UFO cult. Following this line of reasoning I concluded that John Travolta was indeed an idiot. There was only one thing left. I had to see Battlefield Earth. I knew it was going to be BAAAADDD, but I had to see it. Man oh man, was it bad. Everything the reviews tell you is true. It is the worst movie I have ever seen. If you take the combined badness of "Waterworld", "The Postman", "Plan Nine from outer space", and "Starwars: EP 1" you still wouldn't have enough crapability to compare with this utter piece of garbage. John Travolta is an idiot. And thusly, I begin my crusade. To inform people that scientology is a UFO cult, but more importantly that JOHN TRAVOLTA IS AN IDIOT! For more info on the subject of John Travolta being an idiot, visit my website, http://www.geocities.com/jeebuschraist/ PS: Check out the banners I made for XenuTV and Lermanet :) -- If you remember one thing in life, make sure it's this: John Travolta is an idiot. If you remember two things in life, make sure it's these: John Travolta is an idiot. John Travolta is a scientologist. If you remember three things in life, make sure it's these: John Travolta is an idiot. John Travolta is a scientologist. Scientology is a UFO cult. http://www.geocities.com/jeebuschraist/ Remember. John Travolta is an idiot. "Real communication wouldn't have your great founder's greatest work being made into an unwatchable cinematic suppository."